The 14 Rules of
Rule No 1
DO NOT smoke in the Cinema.
DO NOT smoke in the house.
DO NOT even think of smoking when you can see the house.
Rule No 2
DO NOT smoke or eat any garlic within 48 hours before coming into the Cinema.
Rule No 3
DO NOT eat or drink in the Cinema.
Rule No 4
NO shoes in the Cinema.
Rule No 5
TURN OFF your cellphone before entering the Cinema.
Rule No 6
DO NOT ask how much money I’ve invested in this thing.
Rule No 7
DO NOT ask why I have so many DVDs/BDs.
Rule No 8
DO NOT touch the walls, the screen or any equipment.
Rule No 9
DO NOT ask why there are black bars on the picture.
Rule No 10
All films are shown exclusively in their original language.
Rule No 11
DO NOT ask why the chairs are all vibrating.
Rule No 12
DO NOT discuss the movie during the movie.
Rule No 13
The film is finished when the credits are over.
Rule No 14
DO NOT ask to rent any DVDs/BDs; we are not Blockbuster. All our movies are rated FN.
THE FOLLOWING FEATURE HAS BEEN RATED
BY THE OWNER OF THE DVD/BD